‘Im cold’
‘I know. You know how I know? Because we have a connectioooooooooonnnnnnn~~~**’
Sam and I's Conversations.... wat
Sam Curtis: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1igx5A9jJ1qjgjn3o1_500.jpg
Sam Curtis: tony no
Bailey: FFF TONY
Bailey: TONY NO
Sam Curtis: TONY THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR JOKES
Sam Curtis: PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON
Bailey: Tony just =u= but there is OH SO MUCH I CAN DO WITH THIS
Bailey: NOT
Bailey: ON
Bailey: Steve just =A= I already know the extent of that
Sam Curtis: WE ARE ON THE BATTLE FIELD TONY
Bailey: Tony just FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OMG THAT WAS CRUEL
Bailey: //LAUGHS
Sam Curtis: ahahhah XD
Bailey: okay but srsly
Bailey: I have none
Sam Curtis: Steve just like
Sam Curtis: OTL
Bailey: well I DON'T HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR
Bailey: tony just :U I didn't expect you too. Where would you keep it?
Bailey: YOU ALREADY HAVE SKIN TIGHT EVERYTHING
Sam Curtis: lol the paparazi getting shots of them arguing
Sam Curtis: with tony naked XD
Sam Curtis: captain america flailing
Sam Curtis: xD
Bailey: Just I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO CALL ITALY FOR PANTS
Bailey: GET SOME PATNS
Bailey: PANTS*
Sam Curtis: FFFFFFFff
Sam Curtis: Tony just like
Sam Curtis: I HAVE NO WAY TO CONTACT ITALY STEVE
Sam Curtis: WHY WOULD I GO TO ITALY FOR PANTS
Bailey: oh yah sure
Sam Curtis: //bicker
Bailey: lemme just grab my phone
Bailey: OH WAIT
Bailey: THEY'RE IN MY PANTS
Sam Curtis: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Bailey: STEVE JUST //throws arms up //walks away
Bailey: YOU
Bailey: ARE
Bailey: IMPOSSIBLE
Bailey: Tony jsut YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IMPOSSIBLE
Bailey: MAKING PANTS APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR
Bailey: //storms after
Sam Curtis: I WOULD LOVE TO PUT ON PANTS
Bailey: but as you can see. I have none.
Sam Curtis: BUT IM KINDA INBETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
Bailey: WELL MORE LIKE
Bailey: A CHILL AND A BREEZY PLACE
Bailey: BUT
Bailey: I RE GARD LESS
Sam Curtis: ffffffffffffahahha XD
Sam Curtis: Steve calls in to HQ and they send someone with pants X'D
Bailey: jsut BI
Bailey: fury... we need--- Pants BI I know
Bailey: it's all over the news
Bailey: already
Tony/Loki from Hella’s HFELGKWJGAMAZING fic Off the Record.
ohmygodLokiisfuckinghardtodrawnowonderIhaventuntilnowfuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I shall now wait in anticipation for the next chapter.
Yep. I had to stop to have a laughing fit at least two times while working on this.
Tony… here.. Cereal for you.
Tony: *sigh* Give me that. Cap, I know how important your shield was to you. That’s why Tony Stark himself financed Rhodey’s search at great expense. Looks like it’s time for Tony himself to do some investigating on what’s left of this. I’ll…he’ll…be in touch.
From Captain America v3 #16
#THAT TIME STEVE LOST HIS SHIELD AND TONY SPENT A BUNCH OF MONEY TRYING TO FIND IT AND THEN HE FOUND IT BROKEN SO HE STAYED UP FOR HOURS ON END JUST TO FIX IT #BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO STEVE
Look at Steve’s D: face though. Poor Cap.
AAAWWWWW
