skepsiss:

hipster-toaster:

istehlurvz:

infectedscrew:

nessuno:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Dani and I are gonna rock this apocalypse

uhh idk I’ve been playing Rhythm Heaven Fever :’IIII

The last thing I ate was a McD Kid’s Meal and a chocolate chip

I THINK I’M KIND OF SET????

Well, hopefully Amelia and I can save the planet.

Katamari? HOLY FUCK, I’LL JUST ROLL THEM UNDEAD BITCHES UP.

And Oyako, fried tofu and miso soup. I think I’m good.

WELP ITS ME AND BAILEY IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE FIGHTING WITH CANS OF SPRAY PAINT (JSRF) AND EATING TWIZZLERS. 

 

I AM STUCK WITH A SMALL ASIAN NAMED NAO AND I WILL BE FIGHTING OFF THE ZOMBIES WITH KOOPA SHELLS AND CAPES. AND WHAT WILL WE BE LIVING ON YOU ASK? SAMOA GIRL SCOUT COOKIES BITCHES

Me and Paige! Fighting off zombies with THE FUCKING MASTER SWORD FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA. WITH ALL OF THE EVOLUTIONS OF IT SO IT’S FUCKING BAD ASS AND SHIT.

OH AND… BITCHES BE LIVING OFF OF NACHOS. No regrets. 

Bailey called Paige to find out what her weapon and food would be. THUS THIS WAS BORN. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HIT IT.