infectedscrew:

nessuno:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.
So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.
I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.
Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies
we’re gonna be just fine bro

Dani and I are gonna rock this apocalypse
uhh idk I’ve been playing Rhythm Heaven Fever :’IIII
The last thing I ate was a McD Kid’s Meal and a chocolate chip
I THINK I’M KIND OF SET????

Well, hopefully Amelia and I can save the planet.
Katamari? HOLY FUCK, I’LL JUST ROLL THEM UNDEAD BITCHES UP.
And Oyako, fried tofu and miso soup. I think I’m good.

WELP ITS ME AND BAILEY IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE FIGHTING WITH CANS OF SPRAY PAINT (JSRF) AND EATING TWIZZLERS. 
 

infectedscrew:

nessuno:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Dani and I are gonna rock this apocalypse

uhh idk I’ve been playing Rhythm Heaven Fever :’IIII

The last thing I ate was a McD Kid’s Meal and a chocolate chip

I THINK I’M KIND OF SET????

Well, hopefully Amelia and I can save the planet.

Katamari? HOLY FUCK, I’LL JUST ROLL THEM UNDEAD BITCHES UP.

And Oyako, fried tofu and miso soup. I think I’m good.

WELP ITS ME AND BAILEY IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE FIGHTING WITH CANS OF SPRAY PAINT (JSRF) AND EATING TWIZZLERS.